Archive for the ‘Babylon’ Category

One Step Closer To The Glory Hole

Saturday, May 3rd, 2008

When I look at any so-called "open system that must stay equalized" that yet somehow stirs up improbable hurricanes, I feel justified in my scepticism. The state of perpetual emergency imposed from above by some local lord feels artificial. What dilettante bohemians consider medicine for the soul might not be your ...

Justice Is Relative For Comics

Saturday, April 26th, 2008

If Lenny Bruce was alive, he'd have his place in the sun, now. Who could offer more scathing commentary on our all-too-human foibles? The inward tension oozed from his pores. If junkies get relief from the existential buzz, no wonder they're addicts. Just living is work when you don't have a maid. In this material ...

Never Take A Joker Literally

Saturday, April 19th, 2008

Somebody knocked on the door and I looked through the little window at what could only be a Jehovah's Witness, with his black leather satchel and white short sleeves. I knew he had a mission. This was a golden opportunity, so I stripped and put on my thong. Then I opened the door ...

Ain’t I A Man?

Thursday, April 17th, 2008

If Google is truly the first "psychedelically informed superpower"— then a host of permutations of the beast come to mind and I feel the rapid breath of whatever inspired it. Maybe an alternative reality imagined by Arthur C. Clarke— or a movie with James Dean— would better depict it. Just look at ...

Bling Was Always Dead

Sunday, February 10th, 2008

Timbaland and his cross. What a combination. If he spit on my windshield I'd bless him, just to counter the vibes. I'm sick of stylish narcissism. How blind are we supposed to be as consumers? The stars still shine for me— no one's got the franchise, yet. And yet I believe in everlasting life. It may seem ...

Sex’s Finest Hour

Saturday, February 2nd, 2008

It's sobering to realize all your defining ideas are based on a misunderstanding of something somebody said. To me, that's the story of human history. I don't know what could change my mind, or yours, about it. Is it too simplistic to blame everything on sex? We have to navigate life somehow. If you feel ...

Man,That Stank

Monday, January 28th, 2008

If people stopped paying attention to Britney, she'd go away. Or else she'd get her shit together. Not likely, though. It's just too entertaining to watch someone destroy herself. That's what this world has come to. It's so sickeningly predictable that the public will continue to give her what she craves— their attention. Thus they become ...